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dendritejungle ([personal profile] dendritejungle) wrote2009-03-22 10:50 am
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Mmmm. Chocolate granola.

I am ADDICTED to this. It's like Cocoa Rice Krispies for adults! You don't have to eat three bowlfuls to feel full, and you're not hungry again in twenty minutes. HOMG SO GOOD.

AND DID I MENTION THE CHOCOLATE?!?! AND HOW IT MAKES THE MILK ALL CHOCOLATELY?!?!?

*drools*

I also have two links for anyone who would like some amusing Sunday/Monday/whenever reading: firstly, this article about a kickass old lady who beaned a bunch of would-be burglars with a pot. My favourite quote:

"I picked up the saucepan and smacked him right on the head," she said. "He looked at me and said, 'Lady, why did you do that?' And I hit him again."


Also, there is a review of what sounds like one of the least-sexy-sounding romance novels of all time that several different people have linked to, and I would be remiss if I didn't make sure you could all share in the horror. I'm a good friend like that. *beams*

[identity profile] unhobbityhobbit.livejournal.com 2009-03-22 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I had something to say about that cereal, but that romance novel just blew it out of the water wiped it clean from my mind.

[identity profile] dendritejungle.livejournal.com 2009-03-22 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's quite...something, isn't it? I lack the words to adequately describe that novel. Partly because my brain can't stop going over terms like "disappointed queef" and "ladysoftness." LADYSOFTNESS. *shudder*

[identity profile] unhobbityhobbit.livejournal.com 2009-03-22 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The thought of a disappointed vagina and the noises it would make stopped me dead for a good minute or two, certainly.