Mmmm. Chocolate granola.

[dendritejungle]

I am ADDICTED to this. It's like Cocoa Rice Krispies for adults! You don't have to eat three bowlfuls to feel full, and you're not hungry again in twenty minutes. HOMG SO GOOD.

AND DID I MENTION THE CHOCOLATE?!?! AND HOW IT MAKES THE MILK ALL CHOCOLATELY?!?!?

*drools*

I also have two links for anyone who would like some amusing Sunday/Monday/whenever reading: firstly, this article about a kickass old lady who beaned a bunch of would-be burglars with a pot. My favourite quote:

"I picked up the saucepan and smacked him right on the head," she said. "He looked at me and said, 'Lady, why did you do that?' And I hit him again."

Also, there is a review of what sounds like one of the least-sexy-sounding romance novels of all time that several different people have linked to, and I would be remiss if I didn't make sure you could all share in the horror. I'm a good friend like that. *beams*

Comments

[unhobbityhobbit.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I had something to say about that cereal, but that romance novel just blew it out of the water wiped it clean from my mind.

[shoebox2.livejournal.com]

OK, so I checked out the 'novel' and...the next time you get an urge to be friendly like that I may have to break out the saucepan myself. :) Seriously, I felt my self-respect plunging just reading the opening lines.

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're alive! Cool!

And dear gods that novel sounds horrible.

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

Just reading the review makes me want to punch something. XD

[neeuqdrazil.livejournal.com]

Heee! I read that review, and it made me laugh lots.

That is an awesomely kickass old lady!

And do I want to know how many boxes of cereal you've gone through?

[caffienekitty]

dissapointed queeb

BWAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHAA! Oh dear god. I'm so glad I don't read romance novels. Although that one sounds in need of a good MST3K-ing.

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

now i want chocolate cereal.

[audreyovisual.livejournal.com]

Do I even want to read more of that novel?

NO PLEASE GOD NO NONONO OH JEEEEBUS NOOOOO...

*flings self weeping into a corner and curls into a fetal ball*

Is it possible to revoke rights to the language for such egregious offenses?

If it isn't, it should be.

It's grunting and making hand gestures from now on, Jamaica. You heard me. And give me that pencil. I mean it.

[krakkernuts.livejournal.com]

I picked up some of that granola at the grocery store yesterday. You should get a commission! :)

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

ALSO, I just bought that cereal today. Can't really eat it though, due to many many hurtful things going on in my mouth. :/ *grumble*

Wow, just wow.

[(Anonymous)]

Came on here to see if you had posted anything new and oh, why, oh God did I click on that link. I didn't even finsh the review because I couldn't get through the first 3 or 4 exerpts. Please tell me that piece of garbage was a funny project from a creative writing class and not at all trying to be serious!?

In other news, I'm excited to pick up that cereal and try it. I'm super addicted to making homemade granola bars right now so cocoa granola cereal sounds awesome.

Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow night!

-SprightlySplink

[lostandalone22.livejournal.com]

That sounds really good.