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There's a Toronto video store that has a wonderful tradition of posting wacky lists out front, and I couldn't resist sharing the latest one (I think held over from the film festival earlier in the month) with my fan-happy friends: Signs Your Celebrity Crush Has Gone Too Far.
Remember: this is not a to-do list, people! *g*
1) You have a lunch date with their junior high math teacher, just for background.
2) You fly into a jealous rage when they add a friend to their MySpace page.
3) You feel that your third tattoo captures their likeness best.
4) You have named your future children and selected their preschools.
If you find yourself reflected in one or more of these statements, please to be getting the help you so desperately need so that we don't ALL get branded with your insanity, kthxbye.
This Public Service announcement was brought to you by the Insane Fen Posse, non-batshit-loco division.
Remember: this is not a to-do list, people! *g*
1) You have a lunch date with their junior high math teacher, just for background.
2) You fly into a jealous rage when they add a friend to their MySpace page.
3) You feel that your third tattoo captures their likeness best.
4) You have named your future children and selected their preschools.
If you find yourself reflected in one or more of these statements, please to be getting the help you so desperately need so that we don't ALL get branded with your insanity, kthxbye.
This Public Service announcement was brought to you by the Insane Fen Posse, non-batshit-loco division.
